Slow and steady is what wins the race, right?? I thought I was doing well, not causing anyone shin splints, just walking along as fast as my feet carry me. But I now have a problem. I'm being followed by a little guy, constantly mocking my slowness. Mom laughs and laughs cause we see him more and more and more (it was like that Waldo guy on Halloween! There were at least 5!)
First, we saw him AT Guide Dogs. Why was he waiting there for me? My feet are heavy people! If you could carry them for a day, you would understand that it takes a lot of work to move those things. And I have FOUR of them!
Then he showed up on our lunch time walking route! Look at him there, mocking me! We walked away, but guess what...
He grabbed a flag and followed us down the road - like he's having a parade for my slowness.
I'm seriously over him. And the laughing he provokes when he shows up someplace I was perfectly happy walking along and my Scootie pace. Who is this yahoo to tell me to step it up??