BUT, what no one told me is this: GOING TO A PARADE ABOUT CHICKENS AND COWS DOES BAD BAD THINGS TO PUPPIES!
It's all innocent and fun - at first.
The cops come and start stuff off.
Cute dogs hang out and watch people and floats go by (love me a matching band!)
You discuss the parade entries with your friends.
You check out the people sitting around you.
Seriously weird people come walking and rolling by.
Then BAM! You look down and see that you are changing into something you never thought you would be. Totally unaware, you had been enjoying the parade until the horror strikes...
You start growing feathers! Oh! How will I ever survive being a chicken?!?! How does this happen to someone as cute as me??
It was so horrifying that I passed out from the shock.
Luckily, when I woke up, Mom had exorcised all the chicken bits and I was back to all lab.
Phew! That was a close one!