Luckily, there was one civilized person with us.
(Sophie the guide dog under the table)
I followed her advice and took a nap while the people yammered on and on.
(Scooter sacked out under a chair)
And don't even get me started on the hysterical laughter that happened once we were all back in the car. I am pretty sure these people are nuts. Dagan, take me away!